With my smug douchey face

[With my smug douchey face]

[ariesbilly]

“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”

Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:

[imsodishy]

[With my smug douchey face]

[secondbeatsongs]

honestly really sexy of tumblr to keep follower numbers private. how many people are following me? you'll never know unless I tell you. maybe it's a million, or a thousand, or five, or maybe it's just you. maybe you're the only one here, all by yourself, unable to see if there's anyone standing next to you.

and you'd never know, because status here is based on opinion and not numbers; how popular you think someone is is a vibes-only calculation, and besides the chronological algorithms-optional feed, it's genuinely the best thing tumblr's ever done.

[secondbeatsongs]

every other social media site: here's how many followers this person has

tumblr:

ALT

[With my smug douchey face]

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[With my smug douchey face]

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped

[With my smug douchey face]

[oneheadtoanother]

[With my smug douchey face]

[theyoungdoyley]

renaissancestuck - terezi/karkat/gamzee 

[With my smug douchey face]

[mavigator]

was at a tattoo convention today and i saw a guy with a spider-man tattoo so i walked up and went ‘oh dude is that spider-man? badass! i love spider-man!’ and then looked down and realized i was wearing my shirt that says I LOVE SPIDER-MAN in big black letters. i’m a parody of myself

[mavigator]

stop calling me a cartoon character or an npc or a wojack i am a real boy.

[With my smug douchey face]

[With my smug douchey face]

[definitelynotcecelia]

It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

[fallenangelvictorious]

I think tiktok and youtubers should be specifically warned as well. With SAG-AFRA on strike studios will be looking to fill spots and a lot of young people who are big on tiktok and YouTube and would be super excited to be recruited for Hollywood are easy targets

So let’s be unequivocally clear here:

If you work (scab) now you will NEVER make it in Hollywood.

Your ability to network with other actors is part of what will make or brake your career. If you cross the picket line now you will never, and I mean Never, be able to network with the actors on strike.

They will shun you (rightfully) and that will be it.

You can get as big as you want in the 2-? weeks the strike is in affect, but as soon as it’s over, as soon as the career actors and A-list big names come back you are done for.

Don’t let entertainment companies destroy you for their quick buck. If you are a YouTuber or a tiktoker- this is not “an opportunity of a lifetime”. It’s a con.

[With my smug douchey face]

[mapsontheweb]

Map of Native American etymologies for “horse”. There were no horses in the Americas before the colonists arrived. Native Americans quickly developed new words for this strange animal, often associating them with dogs, their one other domestic animal before contact with Europe.

[boychic]

@coyotecure your tags have me cackling omfg

[headspace-hotel]

Mystery dog…

[cool-ghoul]

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

[sandersstudies]

The Spanish: Look at this animal we brought with us.

Native Americans: oh that’s a uh. Weird fucking dog you got there.

[With my smug douchey face]

[goosefan96]

People describe shoebill storks as being scary or ugly birds and always use one image to make their point. When in every other photo they look like this

More like shoebill dork

[With my smug douchey face]

[genderkoolaid]

begging people to realize that "androgynous" is not code for "somewhere on the soft butch to elven twink continuum"

[genderkoolaid]

androgyny can & does mean big tits and huge beards and thick dark body hair and cock bulge and fat rolls and dark skin btw and i am soooo sick and tired of people talking about "androgyny" when they only mean a specific form of androgyny that prioritizes the least amount of visible sex characteristics possible alongside "ethereal" whiteness and thinness stop defining androgyny by lack im gonna go insane

[genderkoolaid]

idk who out there needs to hear this but androgynous does not just mean "not obviously male or female," it also means "a combination of masculine and feminine traits." why do y'all think AndroGynous means "gender neutral." hello. hello.

[With my smug douchey face]

[okzoomies]

[With my smug douchey face]

[cleverclove]

If you think about it, Shakespeare pioneered the genre of real-person fiction, paving the way for works such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Hamilton. Therefore, Shakespeare is directly responsible for Miku binder Thomas Jefferson. In this essay, I will

[cleverclove]

Hey man don’t do this to me. Come on man. Let’s talk this out. Like mature people. Please please please don’t do this.

[With my smug douchey face]

[max1461]

I love how the trads and fascists on here always reblog the grainy ass doomer memes about microplastics in our blood and yet are vehemently opposed to every single policy proposal that would reduce microplastics in any way. just one of the little things that gives me pleasure.

[max1461]

them: our (((globalist))) overlords are turning men gay and effeminate with environmental toxins

me: should we maybe try to regulate what toxins you can put into the environment then?

them: no